All Shook Down: Archive

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Feb 10th

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Dale EarnHardt Jr. Jr. | Nothing But Our Love

Feb 10th

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The little brother I’ll never have. THANK YOU MOM.

Feb 10th

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the ghost who walks, she’s on the prowl for the...

Feb 8th

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Feb 8th

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Feb 8th

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Cannibal who ate head of former lover proposes to... →

“Her cannibal fiancee added: ‘I love Michelle. Have never met anyone like her. I want to live a non-criminal life.’…which goes to say I promise to also never eat her head. In case the Times doesn’t interest you today, read more here!

Feb 7th

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Feb 7th

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Feb 7th

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Feb 7th

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“Things usually make sense in time, and even bad decisions have their own kind of...”

– Miranda July

Feb 6th

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Feb 6th

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Feb 6th

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Feb 3rd

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Feb 3rd

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Shitters Beware, You're in for a Scare! Part 3

There has been some pretty exciting changes in the work bathroom section of my life and I have really failed to keep you guys updated. I’m pretty sure that’s what I even started this blog for. Most days I think that if it didn’t happen within the four walls of a bathroom, it didn’t happen at all. Not even worth writing about. Which would explain the lack of quality content here. If you are new...

Feb 3rd

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Phantom Planet | By the Bed

Feb 1st

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Jan 31st

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Jan 31st

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Jan 31st

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Jan 31st

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Jan 29th

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Jan 29th

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Office Chat: Family Pot-luck dinner tonight....

Emily: WE ARE NOT ROBOTS, AMERICA
 WE CANT JUST BE HOT EVERYDAY
Me: we looked like baby whitney houstons
 during her marriage to bobby
Emily: yes
 I want to look like rihanna post-face smash from chris brown
Me: I want to look like demi moore 4 seconds after her 3rd whip-it

Jan 27th

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Jan 26th

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When a problem comes along.... →

Don’t act like you could think of a better way to get over a divorce.

Jan 26th

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Jan 22nd

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Jan 22nd

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New Years Resolution #1: Call yr girlfrond. It’s time you told her that she’s a meteor.

Jan 22nd

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Jan 21st

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Jan 19th

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Alan Hanson: The Hard Things →

I tried to think of something to say about this for an hour. I can’t because I realized that nothing I say can make this any better to read. It’s come at a perfect time and given me a strange sense of calmness. Keep it coming, Alan! lieslieslies: Recently a soft and astute human being told me that a positive side to a bad experience I had was that it makes me uniquely qualified to...

Jan 19th

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End Piracy, Not Liberty – Google →

Take 30 seconds and sign the petition against SOPA and PIPA. Beautfiul, bodacious, quality blogs like this would not exist if it were to pass. Plus, if I can’t spend 2 hours a day on Wikipedia reading about Icelandic Sheepdogs, Alcatraz, and trolls in Norway, I will become a shell of a well educated woman.

Jan 18th

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Jan 17th

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Jan 17th

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Jan 16th

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Jan 16th

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Mudslide Mayhem - A not so short story based upon...

Today I showed my friend a cut on my hand and asked if it looked infected. He said maybe I should put some alcohol on it. Alcohol. ALCOHOL????? SO I STOOD UP AND PUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE AND THEN DRANK HIS TEARS AND SAID “I’M STRAIGHT FUCKIN EDGE I’LL SEE YOU IN THE FUCKIN PIT.” This is the most embarassing thing I’ve read on the internet. And I followed Amanda Bynes on Twitter for...

Jan 16th

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