January 2012
36 posts
Office Chat: Family Pot-luck dinner tonight....
Emily: WE ARE NOT ROBOTS, AMERICA
WE CANT JUST BE HOT EVERYDAY
Me: we looked like baby whitney houstons
during her marriage to bobby
Emily: yes
I want to look like rihanna post-face smash from chris brown
Me: I want to look like demi moore 4 seconds after her 3rd whip-it
Jan 27th
2 tags
Jan 26th
17 notes
3 tags
When a problem comes along.... →
Don’t act like you could think of a better way to get over a divorce.
Jan 26th
2 tags
Jan 22nd
4 notes
Jan 22nd
38 notes
4 tags
WatchWatch
New Years Resolution #1: Call yr girlfrond. It’s time you told her that she’s a meteor.
Jan 22nd
9 notes
5 tags
Jan 21st
4 notes
3 tags
Jan 19th
3 notes
Alan Hanson: The Hard Things →
I tried to think of something to say about this for an hour. I can’t because I realized that nothing I say can make this any better to read. It’s come at a perfect time and given me a strange sense of calmness. Keep it coming, Alan! lieslieslies: Recently a soft and astute human being told me that a positive side to a bad experience I had was that it makes me uniquely qualified to...
Jan 19th
122 notes
2 tags
End Piracy, Not Liberty – Google →
Take 30 seconds and sign the petition against SOPA and PIPA. Beautfiul, bodacious, quality blogs like this would not exist if it were to pass. Plus, if I can’t spend 2 hours a day on Wikipedia reading about Icelandic Sheepdogs, Alcatraz, and trolls in Norway, I will become a shell of a well educated woman.
Jan 18th
44 notes
1 tag
Jan 17th
74 notes
2 tags
Jan 17th
2 notes
3 tags
Jan 16th
4 notes
3 tags
Jan 16th
1,294 notes
3 tags
Mudslide Mayhem - A not so short story based upon...
Today I showed my friend a cut on my hand and asked if it looked infected. He said maybe I should put some alcohol on it. Alcohol. ALCOHOL????? SO I STOOD UP AND PUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE AND THEN DRANK HIS TEARS AND SAID “I’M STRAIGHT FUCKIN EDGE I’LL SEE YOU IN THE FUCKIN PIT.” This is the most embarassing thing I’ve read on the internet. And I followed Amanda Bynes on Twitter for...
Jan 16th
6,069 notes
Jan 15th
448 notes
3 tags
3:16 →
Jan 13th
2 notes
2 tags
Jan 13th
3 notes
4 tags
Jan 12th
2 notes
2 tags
Jan 12th
3 notes
ListenRunaround Sue | Dion & The Belmonts
Jan 11th
9 notes
Jan 11th
3,371 notes
6 tags
Jan 11th
954 notes
1 tag
ListenLie down, you know it’s easy. Like we did it...
Jan 11th
1 note
3 tags
Jan 10th
1 note
2 tags
Jan 8th
2 notes
2 tags
Jan 8th
12 notes
4 tags
Saturday Night Cat Scratch Fever
me: yeah it really is, i think we like being social in big doses versus other people like a steady stream of social, which tires us. we like to be lazy fat calico cats that don't need affection and stay at home grooming ourselves and eating fancy feasts and then we like to rage hard and bar hop and travel for a month then we go back to smoking our headies cat nip and rolling on the floor while other watch in horror and confusion.
it's like: don't hate us cause we are purrrrfect, world
Emily: hahahahahahahaha
Me: boyfriends may come and go but kitty cats like us are furrrrrever
Emily: that is quite literally perfect
purrrrrfect
Me: whats wrong with meOW?!
Emily: NOTHING
not in my eyes
which is all that matters
Emily: current status
no joke
we're in 2 separate rooms of the same apartment
talking on gchat
that is QUITE LITERALLY us
Me: we love to be alone together
cats like us are alone forever, cats like us are alone together
put that on a card and send it for christmas
Jan 7th
1 note
3 tags
Jan 7th
32 notes
7 tags
Jan 6th
3 notes
3 tags
Jan 6th
4 notes
2 tags
Jan 6th
40 notes
2 tags
Jan 5th
815 notes
5 tags
Jan 5th
5 notes
4 tags
Jan 5th
63 notes
Chief Big Bong's callin' a war council.
Damn, that’s gonna be tight!
Jan 5th
December 2011
47 posts
3 tags
Dec 31st
5 notes
4 tags
Dec 31st
8 notes
3 tags
Dec 30th
2 tags
ListenThe Walkmen | In the New Year
Dec 30th
11 notes
3 tags
Dec 29th
4 notes
4 tags
Dec 28th
2 tags
Dec 28th
3 notes
3 tags
Dec 28th
3 tags
Dec 26th
4 notes
2 tags
Dec 26th
5 tags
WatchWatch
I LOVE CHRISTMAS! IS EVERYONE HAVING THE MOST FUN EVER?!
Dec 25th
6 notes
2 tags
Dec 25th
9 notes
3 tags
Dec 25th
3 tags
Dec 24th
7 notes