February 2012
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The little brother I’ll never have. THANK YOU MOM.
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Cannibal who ate head of former lover proposes to... →
“Her cannibal fiancee added: ‘I love Michelle. Have never met anyone like her. I want to live a non-criminal life.’…which goes to say I promise to also never eat her head.
In case the Times doesn’t interest you today, read more here!
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Things usually make sense in time, and even bad decisions have their own kind of...
– Miranda July
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Shitters Beware, You're in for a Scare! Part 3
There has been some pretty exciting changes in the work bathroom section of my life and I have really failed to keep you guys updated. I’m pretty sure that’s what I even started this blog for. Most days I think that if it didn’t happen within the four walls of a bathroom, it didn’t happen at all. Not even worth writing about. Which would explain the lack of quality content here.
If you are new...
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January 2012
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Office Chat: Family Pot-luck dinner tonight....
Emily: WE ARE NOT ROBOTS, AMERICA
WE CANT JUST BE HOT EVERYDAY
Me: we looked like baby whitney houstons
during her marriage to bobby
Emily: yes
I want to look like rihanna post-face smash from chris brown
Me: I want to look like demi moore 4 seconds after her 3rd whip-it
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Don’t act like you could think of a better way to get over a divorce.
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New Years Resolution #1: Call yr girlfrond. It’s time you told her that she’s a meteor.
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Alan Hanson: The Hard Things →
I tried to think of something to say about this for an hour. I can’t because I realized that nothing I say can make this any better to read. It’s come at a perfect time and given me a strange sense of calmness. Keep it coming, Alan!
lieslieslies:
Recently a soft and astute human being told me that a positive side to a bad experience I had was that it makes me uniquely qualified to...
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End Piracy, Not Liberty – Google →
Take 30 seconds and sign the petition against SOPA and PIPA.
Beautfiul, bodacious, quality blogs like this would not exist if it were to pass.
Plus, if I can’t spend 2 hours a day on Wikipedia reading about Icelandic Sheepdogs, Alcatraz, and trolls in Norway, I will become a shell of a well educated woman.
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Mudslide Mayhem - A not so short story based upon...
Today I showed my friend a cut on my hand and asked if it looked infected. He said maybe I should put some alcohol on it. Alcohol. ALCOHOL????? SO I STOOD UP AND PUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE AND THEN DRANK HIS TEARS AND SAID “I’M STRAIGHT FUCKIN EDGE I’LL SEE YOU IN THE FUCKIN PIT.”
This is the most embarassing thing I’ve read on the internet. And I followed Amanda Bynes on Twitter for...
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