January 2011
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office chat
Nick: yo if im quiet its cuz im workin
me: ok its cool.
if i'm quiet its cause i'm looking at the veins under my tongue, they look like venom holders!
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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My video response to “do you think Sauron, the Dark Lord exists?”
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Root Beer Float: A Documentary on Quenching Undying Thirst *It should be noted that that cameo appearance was unscripted and is sadly, just the way i’m greeted 9 out of 10 times that i come over. Happy I could share that with you guys.
Jan 30th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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This is serious.
I need a RBF (root beer float,. duh.) right now. I’ve thought about it a lot lately. Late at night sometimes and at other times its the first thing that crosses my mind when i wake up. But I always neglect it, like a redneck does his wife after 36 Coors and a heartbreaking loss on race day. The desire has grown so strong however. It has to happen tonight. I’ll make my own too,...
Jan 26th
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anyone want a new gchat friend? look at what...
Nick: Hi Kayln
me: hi
first time on gchat for me
late lunch
late chat
late girl
Nick: late life
me: late term abortion
.........
me: late-r?
Sent at 2: 17 PM on Wednesday
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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My video response to “What trend would you most like to see disappear from the fashion scene?”
Jan 25th
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Steve Martin EXPOSE →
By Steve Martin. Hilarious blog. If you aren’t a Steve Martin fan you might have autism.
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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My video response to “Any specific tips you have for newb bloggers who want to make it in the blogsphere?”
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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1: 53 PM
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1: 54 PM
me: JACK FROST JACK FROST JACK FROST JACK FROST JACK FROST JACK FROST JACK FROST JACK FROST JACK FROST JACK FROST JACK FROST JACK FROST JACK FROST JACK FROST JACK FROST JACK FROST JACK FROST JACK FROST JACK FROST JACK FROST JACK FROST JACK FROST JACK FROST JACK FROST JACK FROST JACK FROST JACK FROST JACK FROST JACK FROST JACK FROST JACK FROST JACK FROST JACK FROST JACK FROST JACK FROST JACK FROST JACK FROSTJACK FROST JACK FROST JACK FROSTJACK FROST JACK FROST
me: CLASS. :(
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 21st
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ListenYou guys, I love this band right now. They got...
Jan 21st
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A poem dedicated to Bill Dance, King of Bass...
Bass fishin’ Bass fishin’ Bass fishin’ Bass fishin’ Tackle box Rod and reel Trolling motor Cooler of beer Bass fishin’ Bill Dance Bill Dance Bill Dance, motherfucker Bill Dance Beetle spin Rattle trap Crank bait We’re going Bass fishin’ There is only one true king of Bass fishing. The man in the Tennessee volunteer...
Jan 20th
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Coachella ella ella ella
So here I am about to buy my Coachella ticket for this year when all of the sudden i realize I’m about to make the biggest mistake of my life. ever. I dont want to go to Coachella. I want to go to Brochella! And i want to lose my fucking mind there. Fuck Coachella! Bring that weak shit to VH1! I’M TRYING TO SEE BROOKE HOGAN’S 14 FOOT TALL CAVEWOMAN ASS CRUSHING BEER CANS AND...
Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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My video response to “If you were asked to DJ at a planned parenthood what would be the first song you start with?”
Jan 19th
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My video response to “Is the best offense a good defense, or is the best defense a good offense?”
Jan 19th
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I’m such a failure! Had to share this. Now i’m ghost. I promise. Atleast until tomorrow when i find more things not of my own device to share with you. Cheezburger Exclusive: Premiere of Best Coast’s “Crazy For You” Video Teaz and coffyz.
Jan 18th
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Can we talk about the MISS AMERICA SHOE LINE?! →
oh MY god DSW.
Jan 17th
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can a girl blog? damn!
tumblr makes it way to easy for me to not write. I’m hearting this, reblogging that. But I got stuff I want to say and i keep putting it off so I can post Charles Manson pictures? I know. Sorry. I’m putting myself on a tumblr low reblog diet in attempts to make this more about ME. In true Katie fashion here are my new years resolutions, 17 days late, or 348 days early depending on...
Jan 17th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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My video response to “dutch oven - whats the deal?”
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Jan 14th
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LIVE TA EAT
me: yeah allll night longggggggggg
came home so fucking hungry
ate a 2 day old HT sub
and now i have ecoli
my class last night was 2.5 hours of drawing bowling pins and drinking monster
and burping a lot and feeling hongry
yep that describes my night
Emily: hahahaha
o god
our night was eating arbys and watching I USED TO BE FAT
me: OMG yeah fucking amanda text me about the eggnog shake
i drove to DUNN LORING after school to get one
CLOSED
xkillmyselfx
Emily: UGHHHHHHHH
me: tonight is da night though, for real
i'm glad arbys gives no fuck about seasons.
Jan 13th
Jan 13th
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office chat
Nick: all people do here is shit
Jan 13th
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thats not just friendship, thats romance too.
you like music we can dance to.
Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Vincent Gallos luke warm nut- FOR SALE! →
You read it correctly, if you want to hit up the Vincent Gallo merch store, you can cop a tank top orrrrrrrrr you could cop a cup full of his unborn child. For a cool 1,000,000.00 you can have yourself fertilized with Mr. Gallos sperm! YAY! In case you are questioning the potential breeding quality, allow me to offer this direct quote : ” Mr. Gallo’s sperm, aside from being multi...
Jan 12th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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weekendsonmackinacisland:
Jan 11th
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