September 2011
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Office Chat: Themed Parties
Emily: also all i want to eat right now are DONUT HOLES
chocolate ones
me: dude yes
lets throw a themed party
that only you and i will get
its called "Summers at Nina's"
and we will just play Pop Up Video in the background
We will serve only donut holes and cheese doodles
then we will drink sparking cider
and login to Prodigy chat rooms
and yahoo search pictures of Zachary Ty Bryan naked
then as the night progresses we can play Truth or Dare and steal someones car
me: then we can put on mood lipstick and stain our lips and teeth blue/green for 36 hours, because blue means you are IN LOVE.
then as the sun begins to rise, we can get really enthralled in a serious game of Myst
but we will have to minus down every once and awhile and check on our Neopets to make sure they are doing ok
Emily: omg
YES
me: then right before we are about to fall asleep we can go on a scavenger hunt for the only Playboy in the entire house, a vintage 1989 Christmas edition
Emily: FUCK that was so gross
and we have to watch unsolved mysteries and "what lies beneath" like its our little pendejo jobs
me: "i think she's started to suspect something"
"who?"
"YOUR WIFE!"
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Underrated Artist Tribute : MANDY MOORE
One time I fell asleep while watching TRL after school and had a really sad dream about having a baby. The teen mom part of the dream wasn’t exactly the sad part. The sad part was that I had a baby and because I was so young and irresponsible I got locked out of the house while the baby was still inside. The second I walked out on the porch the door slammed behind me and I remember...
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I don't know how else to say this...
If Emily is not back on Gchat today I’m going to kill myself.
Missin’ you like candy, girl.
You know who you are.
Your love is as sweet as candy.
I’ll be forever yours.
Love Always,
Mandy
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yrthebossapplesauce asked: lezzzz be franz
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Papelbon buys his cleats at Walmart
Nick has got me hooked on playing Big Buck Hunter on my phone. And since leader-boards and bragging rights are the only satisfying form of approval I ever seek, I’ve been taking the past half hour of my life EXTREMELY seriously. So seriously in fact, that when my 9 perfect site streak came to a screeching halt after I carelessly shot a doe in stupid ass Maple Ridge, MN, nonetheless, it took...
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Frank Ocean x Portishead | Swim Good
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Childish Gambino | Bonfire
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Nobunny | Ain’t It Ashame
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me: my nipples are back to burning so that must mean fall is JUST around the corner
Emily: oh GREAT
fucking great.
i heard friday is supposed to be like 60 degrees TOPS
wtf
me: TERRRRRRRRRRRRRRIFIC
perfect weather for a suicide.
Emily: this time next year my mom can say;
ah, 60 degrees. this is the exact kind of day it was when emily THREW HERSELF OFF A BRIDGE
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The Strokes | Razorblade
Oh no, my feelings are...
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Office Chat: 2 Fast 2 Furious
Emily: did i tell you paul walker texted [redacted] back?
Emily: he said she should come visit him in cali
me: so jealous
me: stabbing my thigh with a pen
Emily: slitting my wrists
me: pulling out stray hairs
Emily: pulling the foam out of my stress ball and eating it
me: grinding my teeth on the keyboard
Emily: flicking my nipples REALLY hard
Emily: too much?
Emily: NOT ENOUGH
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Nick: never lower your eyes to an enemy
Me: never pay full price for a late pizza
