3
Dec 04
Rudolph’s pulsating red nose could’ve been a sign of a serious, even fatal, infection. And unfortunately, Hermey the elf wasn’t studying internal medicine! His focus was on elf dentistry, making it easy to overlook that poor little reindeer’s ailment. Luckily for us, it turned out to just be rosacea. Happy holidays, indeed.

Rudolph’s pulsating red nose could’ve been a sign of a serious, even fatal, infection. And unfortunately, Hermey the elf wasn’t studying internal medicine! His focus was on elf dentistry, making it easy to overlook that poor little reindeer’s ailment.
Luckily for us, it turned out to just be rosacea. Happy holidays, indeed.


10
Nov 16

When I think back on my youth, I think mainly of two things, Freschetta pizza and Timmy from Passions.

Nothing gold can stay.


8
Nov 10

New wallpaper. New shoe leather. A new a way home. I don’t remember.

155 plays

178
Oct 31

Kate Bush for Halloween,


3
Oct 29
DC Metro is shut down for the first time since 2003 but there are still plenty of viable transportation options around town so let’s not shit ourselves.

DC Metro is shut down for the first time since 2003 but there are still plenty of viable transportation options around town so let’s not shit ourselves.


9
Sep 17
me: she looks like the donkey from Shrek. nick: she looks like SHREK from Shrek.


me: she looks like the donkey from Shrek.
nick: she looks like SHREK from Shrek.


9
Sep 11

I’ve traded in my tan summer skin for chilly autumn bones!


4
Aug 23

Office Chat: Whisper Song

  • Emily: currently listening to: the whisper song on repeat
  • im writing a proposal for durex so
  • Emily: DROP DAT ASS TO THE FLO
  • me: that is so perfect!
  • me: i always sing that song to princey:
  • hey, how ya doin lil princey? lemme whispa in yr ear. i'll tell ya somethin ya might like to hear.
  • ya got a sexy ass body and that ass looks soft. mind if i touch it and see if its soft???
  • me: i don't even know if those are the real lyrics. those are just what i sing to my 6 year pomeranian dog in the kitchen a few times a week while he eats his charlie bear trader joe treats in fear.
  • Emily: those are, sadly.

Aug 23

Favorite song of all time. Dibs. Called it.