Saturday Night Cat Scratch Fever

  • me: yeah it really is, i think we like being social in big doses versus other people like a steady stream of social, which tires us. we like to be lazy fat calico cats that don't need affection and stay at home grooming ourselves and eating fancy feasts and then we like to rage hard and bar hop and travel for a month then we go back to smoking our headies cat nip and rolling on the floor while other watch in horror and confusion.
  • it's like: don't hate us cause we are purrrrfect, world
  • Emily: hahahahahahahaha
  • Me: boyfriends may come and go but kitty cats like us are furrrrrever
  • Emily: that is quite literally perfect
  • purrrrrfect
  • Me: whats wrong with meOW?!
  • Emily: NOTHING
  • not in my eyes
  • which is all that matters
  • Emily: current status
  • no joke
  • we're in 2 separate rooms of the same apartment
  • talking on gchat
  • that is QUITE LITERALLY us
  • Me: we love to be alone together
  • cats like us are alone forever, cats like us are alone together
  • put that on a card and send it for christmas