me: yeah it really is, i think we like being social in big doses versus other people like a steady stream of social, which tires us. we like to be lazy fat calico cats that don't need affection and stay at home grooming ourselves and eating fancy feasts and then we like to rage hard and bar hop and travel for a month then we go back to smoking our headies cat nip and rolling on the floor while other watch in horror and confusion.
it's like: don't hate us cause we are purrrrfect, world
Emily: hahahahahahahaha
Me: boyfriends may come and go but kitty cats like us are furrrrrever
Emily: that is quite literally perfect
purrrrrfect
Me: whats wrong with meOW?!
Emily: NOTHING
not in my eyes
which is all that matters
Emily: current status
no joke
we're in 2 separate rooms of the same apartment
talking on gchat
that is QUITE LITERALLY us
Me: we love to be alone together
cats like us are alone forever, cats like us are alone together