Office Chat: Family Pot-luck dinner tonight. Planning outfits.

  • Emily: WE ARE NOT ROBOTS, AMERICA
  • WE CANT JUST BE HOT EVERYDAY
  • Me: we looked like baby whitney houstons
  • during her marriage to bobby
  • Emily: yes
  • I want to look like rihanna post-face smash from chris brown
  • Me: I want to look like demi moore 4 seconds after her 3rd whip-it