can a girl blog? damn!

In true Katie fashion here are my new years resolutions, 17 days late, or 348 days early depending on how things go.

2) Be kinder - I know deep down I got a really good heart, but I’m afraid the majority of the world sees me as a bitch. so :( …? I used to think that was cool cause people would respect my true blue hater style but I think eventually it stopped being funny and I started actually hating most people. and that is exhausting. This resolution could also be called “Nobody likes a Sammi Sweetheart”. I am realizing that bitches aren’t attractive. Which leads me to number 3)

3) Be prettier - AS IF YOU GUYS. What I mean by that is I want to take care of my body better. I’ve been doing this for the past 6 months and I feel really good but now I want to see how much I’m capable of doing. Emily and I talked about becoming runners because, well, we want to be about to have even MORE to brag about. 10k’s just sound baller.

4) Spend ample time in nature - Nature sucks right now cause it’s like 30 degrees and mad depressing but when the world spins just a little bit more and things thaw out I want to be suns out buns out all spring/summer. I’ve watched enough movies since October to take over Eberts life. So it won’t kill me to pump the breaks on the Netflix (

5) Keep company with those I admire - I think i’ve been doing this, but i’m ready to step it up. I had to cut out a lot of trick ass marks, mark ass tricks, and Sarah the past year. I’m going to make sure I don’t waste anymore time on people I just flat out don’t admire. You don’t have to be a Peace Corp angel for me to admire, but I do have to respect your attributes on some level or another. I’ve met a handful of really inspirational people lately and I hope to keep them close.

6) Try more seafood - Ok, things got heavy up there but let’s get to the stuff that counts. I love to eat food and frankly I think i’m playing myself if i dont break into the seafood world this year. From what I have tried I loved and this is like discovering life on mars to me. So many possiblities for me to tap into. I just need to find the will to not order the Chicken Parmesean every place I go. Speaking of chicken, I’m going to tack this sub resolution onto this one. 6.1) Go to Pomodoro’s and get your chicken pesto sub on, girl!

7) Lay down some financial foundation for buying a house - This one is boring but I feel like it’s something my parents should be telling me to do right about now. But they aren’t, so I am. I’m 24. And i hate spending money. I got 99 problems and rent is every one of them. Pissing $1000 plus a month to live somewhere I can’t claim on taxes or put up a “4 dayz” painted mailbox is some bullshit. I’m tired of flushing money away. I’m trying to make money. Which I’ll get to in a second. It’s time i prepare myself to bust out of this SITC lifestyle. 40 IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER, GUYS. I need a yard to lay out on and listen to Spice Girls. NEXT POINT….

8) Make a million dollars- Theres not a lot of explanation on this one. I just feel like there is money to be made out there and I need to do it. 2 words: Shake Weight. Too many words? Ok 1 word: SNUGGIE. WTF you guys? I know some of you are smart ass people! Don’t you ever get a little pissed that that wasn’t you sitting at home with a weak blanket, cold as hell, maybe masturbating to the point of muscle exhaustion, and all the sudden you were like this is GOOD ASS work out for my arms or FUCK A BLANKET THAT FALLS OFF YOU? I know I think about it all the time. You know what i have on my desk right now? BLING STRING. Do you know what Bling String is?? It’s 3 spools of shiny, cheap ass, plastic ribbon thats sold to women that need to jazz up their head and confidence. I say confidence cause you have to be one confident lady to tie some shiny garbage bag strings onto your head and strut your stuff. And you know what’s crazy? PEOPLE BUY THIS. I’m not hating on them. I’m hating on ME for not coming up with it.

I’m not going to address why my nose is taped up like a Dr. Seuss character.

9)Travel whenever and wherever I can - When i didn’t work I had all the time in the world to travel but no money. Now I work and I have the money but no time. So I’m going to find a balance and put traveling ahead of work as much as I can this year. Cause you know once I start buying houses and making millions life is going to be way more busy! 2011 is the year of weird trips.

That’ll do for now!

I couldn’t even get through this post without finding something that I felt the need to share. Cause for real, it’s colder than a midget in a refrigerator in Atlanta. Ain’t nobody BBQ’ing for MLK day. Praise the LORD.