my meme - no reservations.

When you get really comfy in bed, turn on Anthony Bourdain, open the windows, get a little faded and then get a little creeped out about the open window cause you just watched “My Soul to Take” and the wind/rain is making mad spooky noises so you go on sharp defense in case The Ripper rolls through and you are all….

but it’s cool cause you realized that you have a trail mix of radical gummy bears in your room and are all like..

but then you realized the bag was across the room! as was like……

but the ambitious fat shit spirit took hold of you and suddenly you were moved by the power of snacks like….

keeping creeping like that all across the room to grab the sweet, sweet, nectar, and thenyou head back to bed, cub scout style, “leave as you came” like…

AND THEN you spend the rest of your night with the love of your life, coca-cola gummy bottles. triller than most. just you and Anthony Bourdain kicking back.