Me: your chest hair looks like ET Me: like ET with a long neck Nick: what a nice thing to say Me: i think that it’s really nice Me: and cool too Nick: i look lean as all hell Me: i don’t see how you didn’t take that as a compliment. do you have any idea how much women pay to have their pubes waxed into shapes? and not only was your free and manmade but you achieved the most desirable shape of all time: E.T. Nick:C YA

Me: your chest hair looks like ET
Me: like ET with a long neck
Nick: what a nice thing to say
Me: i think that it’s really nice
Me: and cool too
Nick: i look lean as all hell
Me: i don’t see how you didn’t take that as a compliment. do you have any idea how much women pay to have their pubes waxed into shapes? and not only was your free and manmade but you achieved the most desirable shape of all time: E.T.
Nick:C YA