life update

Friday:
- ate fried green tomato pizza (!)
- started Twin Peaks.
- had bad dreams and woke up nervous.

Saturday:
- drank a bottle of pino greeeeze.
- drunk floated on my back out into the ocean
- until i started to think a lot about the high probability of aliens living deep sea style.
- rode waves back in.
- ate more pizza. this time in the form of a dank stromboli.
- went to the arcade.
- took a spin through the haunted mansion and saw a lot of ghosts.

Sunday:
- after an anguishing 6 week quest, I finally found green tomatoes for sale! and they are beautiful!
- purchased my weight in above mentioned green tomatoes.
- made a lot of really nice goat friends. and one greedy goat friend.
- went x-treme off roading (to get to an inconveniently placed Taco Bell).
- watched The Other Woman. whatever.
- thought about deep see aliens some more, USOs if you will.
- gathered around the television as a household to watch Coco help her sister give birth in a blow up swimming pool inside of a hospital room.
- cried on the inside, but laughed on the outside when Ice said “vay-cay-shunnnn”, 23 times.